FakeWynalda

Yeah, look at me now. I've been a Fox Soccer Channel anchor for months now. Yeah, I know you thought I wouldn't last this long. Don't lie. I can see your face. I can tell you're lying. You thought I'd blow it. You thought I'd say something crazy or flip out like Joey Barton or Roy Keane.

No, I can hold it together. I'm a pro. I'm the best forward who's every put on a United States national team jersey. I said. I always say and I'll say it again. Until next time.
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Yes, it is true I have joined up with a 3rd division club in Sinola, Mexico. They are paying me a lot of money and I can still do my work on Fox Soccer. It's a win win. Where do they get the money you ask? I didn't ask. Don't think I should.

Afraid, what would I be afraid of. Yes, this is in a dangerous part of Mexico, and there have been kidnappings all across the region due to the drug war. Yes, I know about the Sinaloa drug cartel. I know this is no joke. But I'm willing ...

I would have to agree with this. Why not be a master of one or two skills. There's no need to try to beat a dead horse. If your left foot just isn't as good as your right, there might not be hope for it. So, make your right foot incredible. Yes, of course your weaker foot has to be above average, but it doesn't have to be perfect.

Think about that. If you go through your list of your five favorite players, those players are really good at one or two things. The reason they are ...

Sure, I regret posting this message on Facebook. I was drinking and Facebooking. I'm sure you've all done it. The thing about Facebook though is you can't escape it. It doesn't go away. It lives on and I'm constantly hearing about it from people. Why do I bring it up then you might ask. I don't care anymore. I don't give a rats....

Now though I'm really mad. JUST mad. And I haven't been drinking. I'm tried of talking about football on TV and via Skype - that's what I did ...

If Thierry Henry can play for the New York Red Bulls. And if my old one time team the Chicago Fire want Blanco to come back. Why can't I return to the San Jose Earthquakes and play in the MLS again? I might be 41 years old but I've got the legs of a late twenty year old.

I've just had three red bulls, and feel like I can run with the best of them. Plus, for me it's not about running but timing, timing my runs and getting in position to score. San Jose has been struggling. They ...